Population Statistic: Read. React. Repeat.
Sunday, October 24, 2004

Be forewarned: If you read the following, I may have to kill you.

OK? OK.

What They Don’t Want You to Know

In order to understand debt consolidation you need to realize that everything is controlled by an AARP made up of Vietnamese, with help from Libertarians.
The conspiracy first started during Civil War in Ocean City, New Jersey. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Scopes Monkey Trial.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their nail-biting.

They want to lynch Jimmy Swaggert and imprison resisters in Detroit using trains.

In order to prepare for this, we all must get married. Since the media is controlled by Ted Kennedy, we should get our information from Sean Hannity.

Cook up your own crackpot theory at Turn Left (disable your pop-up blocker when hitting the “tell me more” button).

(Via blondelibrarian)

by Costa Tsiokos, Sun 10/24/2004 10:27 AM
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  1. [...] ;t want to clickthru multiple times when my intent is to just browse. So why did I use it here (not that you can see it on the permalink)? Partly just to tr [...]

    Pingback by Population Statistic — 10/24/2004 @ 1:37 PM

  2. I like this expanding much better than having to click through (and then go back). What I’ve been wondering is: do I really need to have a way for them to collapse it back? This generally takes them back to where they were before they read it, and I’m not sure why bother with that part, they’re at the end leave it alone…

    Although I haven’t committed to removing it from mine yet…

    Comment by Gary LaPointe — 10/24/2004 @ 5:17 PM

  3. Good point(e)… And that would solve my current glitch with this, which is that hitting the “hide” link not only rolls up the text, but also (unintentionally) creates a separate popup window of the blog front page.

    Comment by CT — 10/24/2004 @ 7:24 PM

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