Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages! Behold the pocket bike, that latest roadway scourge from those darn kids.

I guess looking like a circus act for around $400 is a better value than dropping three grand on a Segway.

I heard about these little pocket-rockets a few months back, and actually saw one in action here in St. Pete, on 94th Avenue and MLK Street North. In fact, it looked exactly like the one pictured above. Maybe it was the same guy?